The Week's Funnies
The Horth Whisperer A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Rancher asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment.' The midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' He shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?' So the rancher picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?' So he picks up the little chap again, and hold him up to the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?' The rancher is getting pretty ticked off, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf. Can I see her twot?' The rancher grabs him and rubs the midget's face in the horse's fanny, then drops him to the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering a...
